A Wet Pussy And A Dry Purse Don't Match!

I know...I know...ya'll think I'm crazy but I got this from my Granny. She was a very smart woman who never let anyone treat her less than what she expected and required. Saying that a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match is just simply stating that if you opening yo ass to a man he needs to be paying for SOMETHING. That doesn't make you a hoe or a hooker that just means that the men that you are sexual with will know that you are not just a "jump off" or his little "piece of ass" you required time, maintenance, money and consideration. Women amuse me trying to please an unemployed ass man or a man that looks at you as a option and not a priority. A man should have a NATURAL instinct to want to take care of you if he is a REAL man...keyword: MAN. A man wants to make sure that HIS woman is provided for and that she is happy and has everything that she needs. At least that is what my husband does. We truly do have a storybook love story. We met when we were 20 years old. I was in college at the time and he was working in a plant in Flint, Michigan and we were dating and we eventually fell in love. We lost our virginity to each other the same year, both at the age of 20. We got married at 21 years old, only 7 months of being together. I was in heaven ...I thought about him and smelled him on me when we were not even together. He still gives me "butterflies" now after being married for almost 9 years now...we are both 29 years old now. We have 8 year old twins and are very happy. Now, what if I was a dumb bitch and just allowed him to do what ever the hell he wanted to do? You have to be verbal will these men telling them what is mandatory in any relationship that you are in. Men will only do to you what you ALLOW them to do to you. Even on that first date it is up to YOU if you allow that man to hold your hand, yawn and put his arm around you, kiss you and anything else. Take charge and let these fools know that there are prerequisites that they have to meet in order to even get a call back. But don't be a silly hoe, claiming that you want a man with a college degree when yo ass aint even got a G.E.D. let alone a diploma. Give the man feasible requirements, as he should do the same for you. Like I said quit giving the pussy out for free...it ain't a good look. LOL...*Smooches*

Angie~(Peaches)
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Wash Yo Ass Please

UGH this is my 2nd time posting this. Okay so here we go again. Have you ever walked past someone and wished that you could temporarily remove your nose because they smelled JUST that bad? Yeah I'm talking to yo nasty ass. I remember when I was little my grandma used to tell me and my cousins that "You got the closest nose to your own ass so nobody should be telling you what YOU smelling like!"...Washing your ass makes the world a better place and will keep down the crime rate. If you get mad at me or someone because they make a comment about your ass smell and you get ignorant and want to fight then that's just a hospital visit for you and jail time for me that just didn't need to happen. If you are not effectively, actively, expeditiously, repeatedly, religiously washing you as please #Killyoself. When you walk past people we should not be reminded of the Animal Planet by the smell coming from yo ass. I'm going to bring up two valid points and examples that I frankly am fed up with and if this is you #Killyoself. If you sit down in a chair and then that funky ass shitty ass bacteria in your crawl starts to warm up and multiply in smell because it is confined in a tight ass space...then when you get up the smell fills the room and almost everyone except you is asking what the fuck that smell is....it is you. Please wash yo ass ma'am. Or...when you go to the bathroom and all that shitty smell is trapped in your underwear and then you take your underwear off and you smell lions, tigers and bears. Please wash yo ass ma'am. I am just sick of bitches not washing their ass and covering it up with perfume or some shit from Victoria's Secret. Victoria's secret was not being able to wear it even though you have an unwashed ass. Soap and water has been out for years. Use the shit. All we smell is that raunchy and ratchet foul smell coming from your vagina. You can't be getting NO DICK smelling like that. You have a stank pussy. Shave that contaminated ass hair off your vagina and start new. Go ahead and put a lil bleach in the water, it won't hurt especially on THAT ass. Do you get the point? Good.

Too Many Patrons

Now...#dontjudgeme but I just wanna know something. I have asked pastors and deacons this question and they just laugh at me when I ask them this. If Jesus turned water into wine...they why can't I drink Patron?? I"m just saying if you go to a catholic church and drink wine of first Sundays then my cranberry and Vodka should not offend you. As long as I am not getting sloppy drunk I'm going to need you to stay out of my business. I'm Just saying.