Too Many Patrons

Now...#dontjudgeme but I just wanna know something. I have asked pastors and deacons this question and they just laugh at me when I ask them this. If Jesus turned water into wine...they why can't I drink Patron?? I"m just saying if you go to a catholic church and drink wine of first Sundays then my cranberry and Vodka should not offend you. As long as I am not getting sloppy drunk I'm going to need you to stay out of my business. I'm Just saying.