Wash Yo Ass Please

UGH this is my 2nd time posting this. Okay so here we go again. Have you ever walked past someone and wished that you could temporarily remove your nose because they smelled JUST that bad? Yeah I'm talking to yo nasty ass. I remember when I was little my grandma used to tell me and my cousins that "You got the closest nose to your own ass so nobody should be telling you what YOU smelling like!"...Washing your ass makes the world a better place and will keep down the crime rate. If you get mad at me or someone because they make a comment about your ass smell and you get ignorant and want to fight then that's just a hospital visit for you and jail time for me that just didn't need to happen. If you are not effectively, actively, expeditiously, repeatedly, religiously washing you as please #Killyoself. When you walk past people we should not be reminded of the Animal Planet by the smell coming from yo ass. I'm going to bring up two valid points and examples that I frankly am fed up with and if this is you #Killyoself. If you sit down in a chair and then that funky ass shitty ass bacteria in your crawl starts to warm up and multiply in smell because it is confined in a tight ass space...then when you get up the smell fills the room and almost everyone except you is asking what the fuck that smell is....it is you. Please wash yo ass ma'am. Or...when you go to the bathroom and all that shitty smell is trapped in your underwear and then you take your underwear off and you smell lions, tigers and bears. Please wash yo ass ma'am. I am just sick of bitches not washing their ass and covering it up with perfume or some shit from Victoria's Secret. Victoria's secret was not being able to wear it even though you have an unwashed ass. Soap and water has been out for years. Use the shit. All we smell is that raunchy and ratchet foul smell coming from your vagina. You can't be getting NO DICK smelling like that. You have a stank pussy. Shave that contaminated ass hair off your vagina and start new. Go ahead and put a lil bleach in the water, it won't hurt especially on THAT ass. Do you get the point? Good.